cause simon just loves to send me sad videos

Blue cotton candy makes your poop green (Taken with instagram)

hello-alva:

flyyybrodaniel:

fuckyesitsdrake:

SH*T DRAKE SAYS

LMAOO, Everyone needs to watch this!

Omgggg ! Hahahahha

lmaoooo

Cotton candy at sushi sake (Taken with instagram)

ponponwayponway:

lois-a:

9ofswords:

missdovahkiin:

praystation3:

literallysame:

suicideyear:

If you wanna be a porn star, you better make sure you can survive the audition/hazing

this is the best video I’ve watched all night

my icon omfg

Oh my god. ” looks like a ghetto chupacabra” 

Efukt is always relevant.

omg i am crying from laughter

LOL WHAT IN THE WORLD!

Put a smile on your parents face this Chinese New Year

Two Rockies (Taken with instagram)

jennnifer-l0v3:

gioespinuevaa:

rosette-ch:

roooster:

ivoncuhhz:

LOLOLOL the faces she made! It reminded me of gollum/the grudge girl.. Idk why. LOLOL xD

“I hate you all”

LMFAOOOOOO

omg

OMG. LMFAOOOOOOO *Dead

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH SHE DID LOOK LIKE THE GRUDGE. “I hate you all” BEST PART! HAHAHAHA. she’s a trooper though. I give her that. 

Omg.. Dkckosncodmxd when she barfed in her cup… Sncjosndjsjd

(Source: shortasiangirl)

Lol stuff Gary says (Taken with instagram)

Funnel cake goodness. And this is why I’m fat 🍴 (Taken with instagram)

All you can eat Korean buffet (Taken with instagram)